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And I shall kill again.
It is quite a delectable talent, I would like to share with the group if I may?
You see, in order to be an effective dictator you must cultivate your subjects to your bosom, and caress their ego with subtle manipulation. THEN, once you have initiated yourself to their village you must find their spiritual leader for a meeting of the minds. After making contact with said pre-eminence you are obligated to give him/her an ultimatum. Either join your benevolent rule or suffer.
In most cases, I chose the latter- taking the privelege of disposing of my enemies in the most hideous fashion. The more grotesque the murder the BETTER. In that way, the riffraff will never have the courage to rise up against you. Instead, they shall be so paralyzed with fear that any token gesture of goodwill on your part will engender the kind of loyalty that can't be bought.
Any thoughts?
It is quite a delectable talent, I would like to share with the group if I may?
You see, in order to be an effective dictator you must cultivate your subjects to your bosom, and caress their ego with subtle manipulation. THEN, once you have initiated yourself to their village you must find their spiritual leader for a meeting of the minds. After making contact with said pre-eminence you are obligated to give him/her an ultimatum. Either join your benevolent rule or suffer.
In most cases, I chose the latter- taking the privelege of disposing of my enemies in the most hideous fashion. The more grotesque the murder the BETTER. In that way, the riffraff will never have the courage to rise up against you. Instead, they shall be so paralyzed with fear that any token gesture of goodwill on your part will engender the kind of loyalty that can't be bought.
Any thoughts?
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Re: I have killed
Tue, January 25, 2005 - 10:54 PMI encourage regular pogroms on ant colonys. Just so people know that it's dangerous not to recognise my authority (ants don't seem to). -
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Wed, January 26, 2005 - 3:56 AMThis one time, I used harsh words with a minion. We both cried about it, then had some hot tea, and everything was better. -
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Wed, January 26, 2005 - 4:16 AMNo, it was an herbal blend. My minions try to stay away from caffeine, because it makes them irritable. -
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Wed, January 26, 2005 - 8:15 AMI've found that a nice chamomile works wonders in the dungeons. -
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Wed, January 26, 2005 - 8:20 AMWe moved out of the dungeons - too damp, and the insurance wouldn't cover us for mold removal.
Now we're in a nice campus outside of Pasadena, with a running track and a gym. We have to share them with the phone porn company next door, but we haven't had any more problems since the toilet seat episode a couple of months ago.
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Wed, January 26, 2005 - 1:12 PMnothing can kill the grimus!!!!!! -
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thanatos, a dictator who kills to rise to power, i don't think that's truly benevlolent, that's just a dictator who plays benevolent on tv
Sun, January 30, 2005 - 2:02 AMI'm against killing, except in certain cases like self-defense. I mean I'm against killing people, animals (including ants!) and plants, that is to say - all life.
And I sing LET IT BE! In my kingdom every subject will take a moment each day to consider the various ways all life is connected, how we are all RELATED! -
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Re: thanatos, a dictator who kills to rise to power, i don't think that's truly benevlolent, that's just a dictator who plays benevolent on tv
Tue, April 5, 2005 - 12:52 PMYes killing can be a bit messy i agree.
I know a neat trick that can kill the spirit and leave the body untouched.
And i also have a good one for women who get raped and want to get there backs on the man/men concerned.it involves a wine cork and a broken razor blade.but that IS messy and very disastrous for the male erection(permanently)
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Tue, April 5, 2005 - 1:03 PMlooks like *someone* had the courage to rise up against you, grotesque murder or no... -
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Tue, April 5, 2005 - 3:03 PMDo i detect some humor in the use of the words <rise up>
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Tue, April 5, 2005 - 9:23 PMso, rob, let's hear about the wine cork/broken razor blade messy trick. should come in handy for quite a few. -
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Tue, April 5, 2005 - 11:46 PMdamn, this thread is morbid. yes, corkscrew details please. -
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Wed, April 6, 2005 - 7:47 AMTry using you imagination,where else would a woman put a cork screw with a broken razor blade---------------------YES!!! in her vagina.
The trick is getting the shards of razor blade in the right spot on the cork so that the damage to you is minimal,if any.
But i am not going to tell how to instantly short circuit the human nervious system .
It a crakker though
Will think of a more positive subject to talk about next time.
Take care now.
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Sun, December 4, 2005 - 9:39 PMthat's ridiculous. you say that it is for woman to do to the person / people who raped her. why would she want that filth anywhere near her again? let alone bleeding all over the place AND INSIDE. that's stupid.
much better punishment for rapists is just cutting their bits off, decapitation, or feeding them to hungry animals with sharp teeth.
And putting a razor blade corkscrew contrapton in the vagina? yeah right. i don't think so. i get the impression you are unfamiliar with female anatomy.
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