Tribe.net. Local Connections elisabeth http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/a6b55d3b-c907-49db-91a3-2c471817aa00 2007-11-16T20:48:16Z 2007-11-16T20:48:16Z

<div>Pageant time! <br/> <br/>Who, asides from yourself, do you want to emulate the most? Include pic if possible and explain why, briefly or not, this person or personification influences your worldDomView. <br/> <br/>My candidate is Dr. Annie Sprinkle because she did it her way all the way with a speculum in her vagina for the world to see. <br/> <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 0 replies </div>

elisabeth 2007-11-16T20:48:16Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/f90b8676-474e-457e-a492-3f26d5efd5ee 2007-08-21T09:05:55Z 2006-04-29T21:51:05Z

<div>I had been involved in the Green Party in the U.S. for years, unfortunately the U.S. Green Party has become totally corrupted and anti-semitic. But the closest I came to an election was trudging door-to-door with campaign fliers for a schoolboard campaign, in which we won a seat in SF a few years ago. I also worked with NORML in Tucson, Arizona, and through NORML had the chance to lobby the public on referendum issues that affected my own privacy rights. <br/> <br/>In Israel I have had much more opportunity to change things with the environment. If you take a peek at my Israeli Environmentalism tribe, you'll see we've had a modicum of success in preserving nature sites from massive development. I've become involved as well in the Green Leaf party, a party advocating environment and legalization of marijuana. Ale Yarok (Green Leaf in Hebrew) almost got into Knesset this year, and though I was only #14 on the party list, I was one of the few American citizens to have ever run for Israeli Parliament. During the course of our campaign and year-long activities, I have had the opportunity to lobby the public and work with the media on a grander scale than I ever even witnessed in the U.S. Feel free to join Ale Yarok's English forum: <br/>http://forum.ale-yarok.org.il/viewforum.php?f=20&amp;sid=c6dcc4ac073727209633e08915960410 <br/> <br/>One day, I will get in - and I will shake things up! I'd like to imagine that some of you are making change in the world and have a plan to seriously affect change on a larger level. If not, we are fucked! Do you want to trust to people like Dick Cheney to keep making the decisions? IF you don't step up to the plate, only more people like him will be elected. You know I speak the truth so get off your cushy couch and DO SOMETHING - NOW!! Report back at 08:00 with details of today's efforts.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 15 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2006-04-29T21:51:05Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/7e74f6c1-644b-46ce-80ed-2e34f887e0c2 2006-05-06T13:59:55Z 2006-05-03T19:46:46Z

<div>imagine you come to work and are spanked for arriving on time, by a hot, lewdly dressed member of the gender you prefer. if you are VERY productive, you will be spanked again at regular intervals! <br/> <br/>enough of this sexual harrassment bs stopping all work-place touching and people living in fear and walking on eggshells. let's introduce voluntary spankings and watch production RISE! the economy will soar and our asses will be sore, but we will go home happy and arrive eager!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 6 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2006-05-03T19:46:46Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/9aef7566-9319-410f-9631-c5a12a154b88 2006-05-03T18:25:23Z 2006-04-03T12:11:41Z

<div>after much consideration, involving several joints and orgiastic sex to which you were intentionally not invited, i have decided to pass on the moderatorship. no bogarting the moderatorship of this tribe, i hereby declare! <br/> <br/>tell us why you would like to mod this tribe and what you would do. we will all vote, or piss, accordingly.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 12 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2006-04-03T12:11:41Z JonSavage http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/af8930e3-aadf-4840-8868-6760c7aa0791 2006-05-03T04:04:25Z 2006-04-30T00:16:40Z

<div>all you little shits would be in big trouble. And I mean BIG trouble.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 2 replies </div>

JonSavage 2006-04-30T00:16:40Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/eaa31279-61f6-4815-b40d-966078c2f793 2005-12-06T23:42:10Z 2005-09-22T11:15:42Z

<div>Lots and lots of crazy and varied sex. <br/> <br/>Clinton would seem like a Quaker if I were running things. <br/> <br/>:-) <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 14 replies </div>

2005-09-22T11:15:42Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/ef850c80-64f5-4a76-a7d6-21c610483382 2005-12-05T05:39:46Z 2005-01-26T03:41:45Z

<div>And I shall kill again. <br/>It is quite a delectable talent, I would like to share with the group if I may? <br/> <br/>You see, in order to be an effective dictator you must cultivate your subjects to your bosom, and caress their ego with subtle manipulation. THEN, once you have initiated yourself to their village you must find their spiritual leader for a meeting of the minds. After making contact with said pre-eminence you are obligated to give him/her an ultimatum. Either join your benevolent rule or suffer. <br/> <br/>In most cases, I chose the latter- taking the privelege of disposing of my enemies in the most hideous fashion. The more grotesque the murder the BETTER. In that way, the riffraff will never have the courage to rise up against you. Instead, they shall be so paralyzed with fear that any token gesture of goodwill on your part will engender the kind of loyalty that can't be bought. <br/> <br/>Any thoughts?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 16 replies </div>

2005-01-26T03:41:45Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/c635009b-5667-4e3d-83b3-2e04ad660a12 2005-12-05T05:28:26Z 2005-04-06T21:56:56Z

<div>1. give more. you say you have nothing? give your time, energy, smile. put out more good energy. we have vaster wells of love and compassion than we know. let's explore them. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 10 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2005-04-06T21:56:56Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/4ba46e30-e64b-4814-a289-1537e5733d3f 2005-09-21T14:00:58Z 2005-09-21T14:00:58Z

<div>i think every person should be required to do something every year to make the world a better place, or they get moved down a notch on the economic ladder - with an exception given to people who are starving or suffering in such a way that it's truly a struggle to stay alive. <br/> <br/>also, we've gotta bring back the smart people. know what i'm saying? and get them all together online to talk about how they're making the world a better place, what they're doing and what they're writing and what art they're creating. i mean, everyone can go to university now, but are we really striving for higher levels of enlightenment, education and understanding? who are the geniuses of our day? (i look forward to your snarky answers, you wiseasses~)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 0 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2005-09-21T14:00:58Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/7e2a18ba-2fd9-4214-a4c5-4d6c84a0297a 2005-09-21T13:57:22Z 2005-01-30T10:13:27Z

<div>Marijuana is now LEGAL for everyone in my kingdom. Therefore kynd brownies may be sold in regular cafes nationwide. Recipe to follow: <br/> <br/>Take a minimum of one half ounce of good green nugs and toss in your clean coffee grinder. Grind to a fine powder. <br/> <br/>Using a rubber spatula, carefully scrape all powder into a frying pan. Measure the quantity of soybean/vegetable oil that your favorite brownie recipe (or box mix, i know you're lazy, you know you're lazy, betty crocker also knows you're lazy!) calls for and pour it into the pan. Simmer for one hour on low heat, then cool. <br/> <br/>Mix all other brownie ingredients in a bowl, add oil to mix. <br/> <br/>Grease a brownie pan, preheat the oven, and go forth as your recipe suggests. <br/> <br/>Cut small portions, eat one yourself, then determine how high you are. If you're so high you pass out, cut the portions in halves once again, but if you're not all that high then allow your guests two of the original small portions. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 16 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2005-01-30T10:13:27Z alicat http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/dcc3fc53-aca6-4b2a-9c53-a10727ba486c 2005-09-18T19:33:16Z 2005-09-17T22:04:32Z

<div>It's a game I play- inspired by Dr. Suess... where I look at the world in terms of what I would do if I ran the asylum. I take a moment and imagine what perfect would be... Then I have the mental tools to seek out those things... <br/> <br/>Does anyone else do something similar? <br/> <br/>Ali</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 3 replies </div>

alicat 2005-09-17T22:04:32Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/10947c33-051d-4800-a52a-f4597b511e6a 2005-06-29T13:24:00Z 2005-06-26T22:46:30Z

<div>i've always been loud myself and i don't want you to hide it away anymore. let it all out, like a good fart or a good laugh or a good fuck if i know but just let it go!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 6 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2005-06-26T22:46:30Z vicious_kind http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/0105e952-c182-48eb-be45-8bffb3fbefc9 2005-04-02T09:58:18Z 2005-03-29T20:17:56Z

<div>One problem I have is the use of the world "benevolent". How can you instill fear if you continue to attempt to be called that? <br/> <br/>Or is it just a wink wink nudge nudge thing?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 12 replies </div>

vicious_kind 2005-03-29T20:17:56Z vicious_kind http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/8fdd2a2c-f484-4487-9999-16d98d9ba3ca 2005-03-28T23:05:37Z 2005-03-23T22:26:15Z

<div>As I have always said: The problem with being a dictator is that when you get fired, they use real fire. <br/> <br/>My retirement plan is a helicopter filled with shoes.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 14 replies </div>

vicious_kind 2005-03-23T22:26:15Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/6d470f73-da41-46d8-b69e-240eeb7350ec 2005-03-24T14:47:30Z 2005-03-24T14:36:40Z

<div>our tribe founder's back! xander, the devil in the tribe photo, originator of dictators/dictatresses, since corrected for grammar to dictatrices! all hail xander, benevolent dictator and georgia tour-guide! <br/> <br/>http://israel.tribe.net/person/bbee897a-e052-455f-a4f9-298ca8a043b9?_click_path=Application%5Btribe%5D.Person%5Bbbee897a-e052-455f-a4f9-298ca8a043b9%5D&amp;r=10292</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 2 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2005-03-24T14:36:40Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/41401fd4-6225-4dc0-aee1-b06d34e9a4ac 2005-02-09T00:51:40Z 2005-02-03T21:59:32Z

<div>http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/65256/logout=1 <br/> <br/>Pretty cool, let's you form your own nation. I just cranked one out and moved to my own region. Being the dictator that I am I cannot tolerate competition, naturally. I suggest you all check it out.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 11 replies </div>

2005-02-03T21:59:32Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/37b42408-edeb-4d3c-8749-d49137606b96 2005-02-09T00:04:15Z 2005-02-06T20:00:08Z

<div>most malevolent dictator of the world, kim jong (choke gag puke) il, has declared war on LONG HAIR!!! they published in the newspaper the names and addresses of men with hair longer than TWO INCHES, accusing them of giving in to the bourgeois influence of the decadent west!!! STOP HIM!!! <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/>not to mention he has starved 15% of the population. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 5 replies </div>

2005-02-06T20:00:08Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/a57a7799-2fa8-4f34-a425-555dcd2d1d6e 2005-02-06T09:12:30Z 2005-02-03T15:21:20Z

<div>let the benevolence continue as usual. as you were!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 11 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2005-02-03T15:21:20Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/d9a1315b-418b-40d9-9b85-a37ea9e383c6 2005-02-06T09:02:22Z 2004-12-26T10:52:41Z

<div>New dress code for planet earth: all men will wear their hair as long as they can possibly grow it and will begin wearing long skirts on occasion.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 43 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2004-12-26T10:52:41Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/c3291a8f-c49b-431f-ab78-ccc0dd5af8e4 2005-02-03T08:37:16Z 2005-01-31T15:37:38Z

<div>To begin with, I wish to be called Thanatos! the Enlightened. Bastard son of a thousand banshees, lord of all! <br/> <br/>You shall begin your worship NOW. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 8 replies </div>

2005-01-31T15:37:38Z abbyutiful http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/9b55d891-7f59-4ca2-b5bb-4a6fefe5f491 2005-01-31T19:15:01Z 2005-01-25T17:55:33Z

<div>I'm no kitch' bitch, but I can be abrasive. Cut that onion. No, not like that. Like this! Where is the water I told you to boil? Why isn't there a lid on that thing? It's burning! It's burning. Dunk the pan in cold water until the sizzle stops. Where are my ingredients. I thought you got them all out already. What slowed you down? No, I know I was telling you to wash the pot, but now I need you here. <br/> <br/>NOW NOOOOOOW!! <br/> <br/>No, it's good for you. See, you are learning!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 25 replies </div>

abbyutiful 2005-01-25T17:55:33Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/d6659fa0-52b0-4dfa-8c94-e34d2f2a7dcc 2005-01-30T19:35:40Z 2005-01-28T07:06:20Z

<div>>I'd settle for emperor of earth. Dictator has such bad connotations.&amp;lt; <br/>discuss amongst yourselves. <br/>[submit] <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 3 replies </div>

2005-01-28T07:06:20Z Thejulies http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/24f796db-ed76-44b6-aa63-8de985af3f9f 2005-01-30T08:48:40Z 2004-12-31T15:57:47Z

<div> <br/>I am extremely benevolent. Ask anyone! <br/> <br/>But I am a dictatrix. Not that other thing.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 35 replies </div>

Thejulies 2004-12-31T15:57:47Z ! Rob http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/65196047-4df9-439b-af8b-de7455b819fc 2005-01-21T02:34:33Z 2005-01-20T22:08:55Z

<div>http://globalresearch.ca/articles/WOR406A.html <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 1 reply </div>

! Rob 2005-01-20T22:08:55Z ! Rob http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/6fa58faa-0ec1-46c3-9da6-06fcffdccc3b 2005-01-20T23:02:03Z 2005-01-20T22:38:56Z

<div>Go to www.albinoblacksheep.com <br/>Top left,go to GAMES. <br/>And look for The Mystery of Time and Space. <br/>There are 12 levels and believe you me this will get your grey matter working,take you time. <br/>Enjoy</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 2 replies </div>

! Rob 2005-01-20T22:38:56Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/dca298a9-2185-4e8b-b23f-0cf6994baef3 2005-01-20T17:58:16Z 2005-01-04T14:19:31Z

<div>all citizens must take note of municipal plans and comment on them by the end of the year or lose their homes. this way, we'll put an end to urban sprawl once and for all! <br/> <br/>the homeless we'll collect and put on an island, let's say australia for now. the homes we'll auction off on ebay and use the funds to do environmental repair work, you know bombing damns and planting new forests where parking lots are now.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 35 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2005-01-04T14:19:31Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/98ba843d-74d6-4a15-98c7-1e1eb609a2eb 2005-01-19T17:43:51Z 2005-01-17T20:28:00Z

<div>sorry people, but it's gotta go: pornography. <br/>now. discuss amongst yourselves.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 56 replies </div>

2005-01-17T20:28:00Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/b5af586c-c6f3-4d33-a54a-789f6e75bce6 2005-01-12T18:46:05Z 2005-01-06T06:18:12Z

<div>outlawing professional sports. <br/> <br/>now: let the fur fly. and if that don't do it, wait 'til you see what my second act will be. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 24 replies </div>

2005-01-06T06:18:12Z omf http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/480efce1-4fb6-4aae-a6f9-a641a0371f5c 2005-01-03T19:57:16Z 2004-12-28T05:03:52Z

<div>1. If you call and the phone is not answered, leave a message if what you called about is important. Under *no* circumstances should you call back every 5 minutes in lieu of leaving a message. <br/> <br/>2. If you left a message, DO NOT keep calling to see if the message was received! Wait for a response - even if it takes days. <br/> <br/>3. When leaving a message, give the recipient some idea of what it is you want to talk about. Leaving a message that simply says "call me - I need to talk to you" is punishable by something truly horrible. <br/> <br/>4. Never, ever call before 9AM on weekend mornings.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 28 replies </div>

omf 2004-12-28T05:03:52Z orangeboxman http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/0b03b3b7-177f-4d05-94cc-d3bf08b06529 2005-01-03T19:40:42Z 2004-12-29T05:21:57Z

<div>I should like to see 'dictatresses' corrected with 'dictatrices'. <br/> <br/>'Dictatresses' would be the feminine of 'dictaters', not 'dictators'.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 11 replies </div>

orangeboxman 2004-12-29T05:21:57Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/937c8765-96ea-42d8-b6db-8715ff5d4fad 2004-12-27T15:57:40Z 2004-12-26T20:29:09Z

<div>saul came up with that one! hehe</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 3 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2004-12-26T20:29:09Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/a09705cf-a214-4449-8fbc-fa5053f49cd6 2004-12-27T15:00:38Z 2004-12-26T20:05:29Z

<div>sardines and mayo should be illegal. tuna too. any country that produces the stuff on a mass scale will face sanctions. <br/> <br/>you can produce small quantities for yourself and your family, but you can't sell it or buy it. understood?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 23 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2004-12-26T20:05:29Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/80a7d558-f7d1-49af-918a-ecca18d304ca 2004-12-26T21:07:35Z 2004-12-26T20:21:49Z

<div>YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DICTATE HERE. not merely to pull down your pants when i say 'drop traw' for a spanking, though you'll get that too, never fear. <br/> <br/>and so i say 'drop traw'!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 2 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2004-12-26T20:21:49Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/95d853b9-733d-4174-8fbe-4921a19820d9 2004-12-24T08:31:52Z 2004-12-21T11:36:24Z

<div>I'd like to establish a global vote, so that every resident of planet earth gets to vote on all issues pertaining to the survival of the human species. Thus suicide-through-apocalypse is not thrust on anyone. <br/> <br/>To accomplish this we'll need to set up the Global Vote Foundation, which will install computers in every post office in the world, with assistants in many places (available during limited hours as they'd likely be volunteers) for illiterate folks. Yes, illiterate people should vote too! I'm talking real democracy here. <br/> <br/>What do you say?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 5 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2004-12-21T11:36:24Z touguy http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/d9a0f950-1cd5-43c5-911c-d61118c72466 2004-12-22T08:13:46Z 2004-09-10T18:46:34Z

<div> <br/>Hey there, "Benevolent Dictators/Dictatresses" members-- <br/> <br/>This Tribe doesn't have a moderator, but as a matter of policy, Tribe.net likes all groups to have a leader. <br/>Could you collectively choose someone to moderate your Tribe? <br/> <br/>When you've reached consensus, have the new moderator send a note to help@tribe.net, letting us know that you've selected a new leader. <br/> <br/>Thanks, <br/>-- TOU (Terms of Use) Guy <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 14 replies </div>

touguy 2004-09-10T18:46:34Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/81119cb7-954c-42da-892d-e4ba7ec23038 2004-12-21T16:41:30Z 2004-09-20T15:17:54Z

<div>http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php <br/> <br/>what are you doing about it? what are you gonna do about it? hey, slacker?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 2 replies </div>

spasticfreakshow 2004-09-20T15:17:54Z vib http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/bfd113d7-7d23-4545-b264-834242316cf0 2004-08-10T14:33:26Z 2004-04-08T23:02:46Z

<div>The script to The 5th Element would be where we draw most of our cultural touchstones from...that and Eddie Izzard's second standup release.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 13 replies </div>

vib 2004-04-08T23:02:46Z spasticfreakshow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/95276480-3823-4aa9-b68f-765b55bcec5c 2004-06-28T06:58:54Z 2004-06-19T17:00:53Z

<div>view thread and respond here. <br/> <br/>http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2Ctribes%2CViewThread.vm?threadid=2f2a08cf-8427-4187-b57a-69f447ace862&amp;_message_resource=info.post.created&amp;tribeid=aed4e14c-af00-4882-93c5-1b253c1e5293</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 1 reply </div>

spasticfreakshow 2004-06-19T17:00:53Z trixie-puff-puff http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/73daee61-5c90-4eda-a5da-2272bb099936 2004-04-12T01:37:51Z 2004-04-08T22:29:03Z

<div>What's on the playground?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 19 replies </div>

trixie-puff-puff 2004-04-08T22:29:03Z Al http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/0298bc0c-4583-4736-80af-c0aff846f040 2004-04-12T01:14:27Z 2004-04-09T23:29:20Z

<div>is a world in which inhabitants improvise scenes in theatresports-type games given to them by the leader/ruler. They might be asked to sing about another citizen, speak only in questions, become weird superheroes, or guess at bizarre quirks. <br/> <br/>The leader/ruler is Clive Anderson and is joined by regular team captains John Sessions and Stephen Fry. Colin Sell provides the improvised music. Mysterious "points" are awarded and a seemingly random winner selected. <br/> <br/>Common citizens that participate include Greg Proops, Josie Lawrence, Brad Sherwood, Paul Merton, Sandi Toksvig, Mike McShane, Chip Esten, Tony Slattery and Steve Frost, as well as Colin Mochrie. <br/> <br/>Everyone is encouraged to participate and laughing wildly is encouraged!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 3 replies </div>

Al 2004-04-09T23:29:20Z JaSion http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/6b874ab8-08c6-487d-98b2-7d64a35bbd3b 2004-04-10T23:11:51Z 2004-04-10T23:11:51Z

<div>You have been visited by Tribe Warz. You are very fun Alex:)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 0 replies </div>

JaSion 2004-04-10T23:11:51Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/2ba7037b-014d-43e6-84cd-90b62d83056b 2004-04-10T03:42:40Z 2004-04-09T17:21:10Z

<div>Good to see the tribe prospering. <br/> <br/>Please, tell your friends and lets get have fun with this... <br/> <br/>(and maybe even come up with some great ideas!!!)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 31 replies </div>

2004-04-09T17:21:10Z The_sound_of_snow http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/7a83aeb0-65f5-4394-9a58-8d63501d557e 2004-04-09T20:05:56Z 2004-04-09T17:05:58Z

<div>MY world is one big trailer park.......where boys named bubba and hugh-boy sit in rickety lawn chairs in the one patch of dead grass in front of their trailers....eating pork rinds and drinking pearl beer. Where women named Bambi make friend spam sandwiches in their cornflower blue "country geese" kitchens while chainsmoking and yellin' at one of the five kids running underfoot. K-Mart is haute couture, AC/DC is still the best jam to listen to in your beat up Camaro, Christmas means an extra bag o' weed, your not a *real* man unless you have at least two cars in your yard that are NOT running, the darker the roots, the hotter the chic, "get in the truck bitch" is the closest thing to foreplay a woman can hope for and you can find WWF on every pawn shop tv set on the block! <br/> <br/>Welcome to my world.......my name is Anastasia Beaverhausen but you can call me Beaver for short....who's got the pork rinds? <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 10 replies </div>

The_sound_of_snow 2004-04-09T17:05:58Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/06f2ec43-2cc2-4fca-8a0d-cd5b6cdedfb9 2004-04-09T03:33:18Z 2004-04-07T12:11:28Z

<div>Try making a seperate post for each vision of your world or topic. Will make commenting easier. <br/> <br/>Topic: How do we fix Health Care?? <br/> <br/>I suggest that medical care is a right and that the socialization of health care will be funded by a 3% increase in capital gains taxes. The people with the most should pay for their share and more!!! They benefit more from the system in place so, sorry guys and gals, admission is higher!!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 42 replies </div>

2004-04-07T12:11:28Z KINGZOE http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/c5ee1e95-f220-487c-815b-879356dbaa23 2004-04-09T02:47:28Z 2004-04-08T22:53:54Z

<div>The world would be a better place if we all knew how to dress for it. Fashion should be the highest priority in everyone’s agendas. I’m not saying we should not all have individual style, but if I think it’s ugly, it’s gotta go. <br/> <br/>We will start by implementing a rigorous fashion education program in the public school systems from kindergarten. Every third grader will know not only what chartreuse charmeuse is, but be able to say it 5 times fast. <br/> <br/>Other arts to be taught in the education system: how to get in and out of cars gracefully, how to be fashionably late and not just plain tardy, and the fine art of the air kiss. <br/> <br/>All existing world religions and associated iconography will be obliterated. I mean, God is good and all, but clothing as punishment for original sin? That shit don’t fly here. We will all worship at the dual altars of Madeleine Vionnet and Cristobal Balenciaga. They have both been dead for sufficient periods of time where the worship won’t go to their heads. <br/> <br/>Citizens will be taxed according to fashion offences. The amount of taxes you pay will be inversely proportionate to the fashion offences on makes throughout the course of the calendar year. You cannot cheat on your taxes--the fashion police are everywhere! <br/> <br/>All citizens will be required to strut like supermodels at all times. Head high, shoulders back, hips cocked. Nuns, after their conversion to the new religion, will roam the streets with rulers and correct postures. <br/> <br/>Humans should henceforth be genetically mutated so they fit the 10-head, 40-60 torso-leg ratio of the perfect fashion figure. Which brings up the point of breeding. You will not be allowed to breed unless you have your maternity wardrobe all planned out and pre-approved by the Department of Pregnancy Fashion Fascists. <br/> <br/>Humans will also be genetically re-engineered so that bruises will not turn blue and purple but brown and green instead. Varicose veins will be green as well. <br/> <br/>Which brings up the most important issue of all. There will be no purple. There will be no prior discussion. If Munsell didn’t think it necessary, I don’t feel like I should acknowledge it either. <br/> <br/>If you feel you must wear purple, you must get a special permit. You must first sleep with me and if you’re good enough, I will grant you permission. We’re talking fireworks here, people. You must then get a special barcode tattoo on the inside of your wrist, which the Purple Police (the navy seals equivalent department of the Fashion Police) can scan with special taggers. If you’re not good enough, you will be executed. <br/> <br/>Aforementioned Purple Police has rights to break into your household, check for purple-wearing permits, and verify that people are not secretly lounging about in purple pajamas in their homes. Upon discovery of unlicensed purple-wearing, the offending citizen will be executed. <br/> <br/>The Purple Police will also roam the streets, checking for people wearing jackets with purple linings, purple underwear or socks, or attempting to hide their purple shoelaces. Higher ranking purple police will be allowed to do random strip searches to check for hidden purple piercings or tattoos. Upon discovery of unlicensed purple wearing, the offending citizen will be executed. <br/> <br/>Will I bothered by all the bloodshed? No. And why should I be? Blood is red, not purple. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 8 replies </div>

KINGZOE 2004-04-08T22:53:54Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/e7186dcf-268b-4b9e-beef-b48763e79a73 2004-04-08T21:16:51Z 2004-04-07T20:13:20Z

<div>How would you fix the current foreign policy disaster?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 12 replies </div>

2004-04-07T20:13:20Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/3b047f53-5ef7-4afc-98f9-2393557dc7a2 2004-04-08T20:12:38Z 2004-04-07T20:12:20Z

<div>How do we insure the children of the world are well-educated and well-informed?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 2 replies </div>

2004-04-07T20:12:20Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/b04210ce-2bfc-4e93-b457-f714449d1266 2004-04-07T23:16:06Z 2004-04-06T14:35:14Z

<div>Here's the scenario... Through your acheivements, connections and healthy doses of duplicity and luck, you are now the SUPEREME RULER OF THE WORLD!!! <br/> <br/>What now?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 10 replies </div>

2004-04-06T14:35:14Z http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net/thread/72851050-24fe-49c1-9f98-cb4f0500e2a5 2004-04-07T20:32:10Z 2004-04-07T20:11:27Z

<div>How would you run it?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://benevolentdictators.tribe.net">Benevolent Dictators/Dictatrices</a> - 1 reply </div>

2004-04-07T20:11:27Z